Deep Thought(s) of the Week
Sorry I've been neglecting my blog again. The staff will try to do better.
In the meantime, enjoy these little nuggets:
Children need encouragement, so if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.
Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave, and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on, we found out he was a bear.
-Jack Handey