06 September 2003

Deep Thought(s) of the Week

Sorry I've been neglecting my blog again. The staff will try to do better.

In the meantime, enjoy these little nuggets:

Children need encouragement, so if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.

Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.

I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave, and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on, we found out he was a bear.

-Jack Handey
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