How's this for a job?
I can see the resume now....
"Tasks include: Monitoring Daisy in her Dukes"
Vice President
CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute Nationwide USA
Get paid $100,000 for one year to watch television!
Job responsibilities include: watch The Dukes of Hazzard weeknight on CMT; know the words to The Dukes of Hazzard theme song, Good Ol' Boys; write The Dukes of Hazzard Institute online blog for cmt.com; serve as expert on all things The Dukes of Hazzard; maybe take The General Lee for a spin now and then.
The job requirements include: Must be 18 or older and have a valid driver's license - just in case a spin in the famous '69 Dodge Charger, The General Lee, comes up); eligible for work in the United States; travel occasionally at CMT expense.
*The position requires the execution of a one-year, $100,000 Independent Contractor agreement with CMT.
GREAT!
For a Job Application, please visit: http://www.CMTDukesInstitute.com
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