11 July 2003

Warning: More Countdown propaganda

From the pen of Olbermann and staff
The Vatican has moved forthrightly into the 21st century, publishing a teen sex guide which includes gems such as "Don't, by your attitude and movements, exhibit your body, especially if you have a physique which turns heads." Soon to follow, no doubt, is the Vatican's teen TV viewing guide (Don't watch), the Vatican's teen movie guide (try to avoid the "talkies"), and the Vatican's teen guide to music (Lawrence Welk, yes, Andy Williams, No).
--Countdown daily email

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