07 August 2004

I Love My Pants (Post)

Back by popular demand (OK, I liked it), I'm bringing back a funny post that I came across sifting through my archives.

Yes, I'm that vain.
Nice Pants You Have, Hmm?

Star Wars Lines That Can Be Impressive If You Substitute The Word "Pants"

  • 1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
  • 2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
  • 3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
  • 4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
  • 5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
  • 6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
  • 7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
  • 8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
  • 9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
  • 10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
  • 11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
  • 12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
  • 13. Governor Tarkin. I should've recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
  • 14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
  • 15. Luke . . . Help me take . . . these pants off.
  • 16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
  • 17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
  • 18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
  • 19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
  • 20. Your pants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
  • 21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
  • 22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
  • 23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
  • 24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
  • 25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

-courtesy Grahme Newell

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