18 August 2005

Rocket Juice?

In the prognostication news...

It seems that 2 more players tested positive for a banned substance recently, with one writer claiming that the announcement of one said player will "bring baseball to its knees".

Rumor has it that player is none other than:

Roger Clemens.

Shocking, ain't it?

On the one hand, it's definitely possible, what with the gaudy numbers he continues to pile up, even as Father Time keeps tapping on his pitching shoulder.

On the other hand, what a blow to the game this means if the rumors prove true.
In my opinion, I hope it's all a cruel joke. Even though Rocket's playing for the rival Astros, he's still the man, no matter who you root for.

Say it ain't so, Rocket. Say it ain't so.
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